Last Saturday, I asked Natasha an important question.
“Guess what day it is?’
After a few seconds of intense thought…
“Is it my birthday?”
No.
“Is it Saturday?”
Well, yeah, but…no.
“Is it Star Trek Day?”
Every day is Star Trek Day.
“Is it Columbus Day?”
No.
Natasha guessed a few additional days related to Star Trek and whatever bounced off the top of her head, but I don’t remember the exact words. In trying to recollect them several hours later, Natasha stated, “I don’t remember. I just made shit up.”
What would have been your made-up day, dear peeps?
What was last Saturday?
Was it I’m Having a Bowl of Ice Cream Day?
Was it I’m Doing Nothing Day?
Was it I Need a Hug and a Beer Day?
Really, any day can be whatever day you want it to be. Make shit up.
Speaking of which…
Last Saturday was Cat Poop Day in my household.
Yes, the emptying of the hermetically sealed, used cat litter container was at hand. The day was right. Accumulation was at its peak and the social cleanliness norm called for it. The cat poop sculptures had to head out to the garbage.
And so they did…
Just in time for breakfast and Gingerbread Latte Day.
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“Every day is Star Trek Day” – OK, I have to give you back some of those bonus points for that. I could add that every day seems like cat poop day, but I wouldn’t want to offend. By that I mean, I wouldn’t want to find any in my shoes. I like the idea of just making stuff up for the day.
That said, Saturday was first-beer-of-2019 day for me – so noteworthy.
Have a great over-the-top day!
Thanks for the bonus points, Dan! Let’s hope no one finds cat poop in their shoes. So messy. And congratulations on your first beer of 2019. Hope your beer health is well and good this year.
Thanks! The trick this weekend will be sliding a beer in in between snow storms.
The beer is important. Maybe you should stock up at home…just in case.
I got that covered. Of course, no snow-blowing-under-the-influence 😦
Or using power tools… 😀
Understood.
The cat poop sculptures had to head out to the garbage. hahahahaha…this made me laugh, Mary!
Damyanti, I’m glad I could help with the Wednesday morning giggles.
LOL – I’m impressed – that DAY happens every day at our house! What do you use to control production?
Shelley, I scoop every day. However, the sculptures go into a plastic bag-lined container with a locking lid. That way, I only have to take poop out when the fullness of the bag tells me its time rather than every morning.
I may need to look into getting one of those litter boxes!
I would like two special days and neither include cat poop. 🙂 I’d like free plant and free fabric day. Ah, those would be good days for me. 🙂
I love Free Plant Day! I will need that day in May, please. It would be good for our budgets. (If I were still sewing, I’d love the Free Fabric Day too.)
For me last Saturday was painting the bathroom day. It took longer than I thought it would.
Oooh…what color? Something fun or did you keep it neutral?
My wife picked it out. It’s a kind of “yellow”, but I’m sure she has the proper name for it. The room was a neutral white, but no longer.
I like the sound of Gingerbread Latte Day much better than Cap Poop Day! 😉
My favorite coffee shop has the gingerbread latte. I can hardly resist.
Every day is whiskey day. I ‘d have to have several to do “litter duty” (doodie.) 🙊🤣
Either that or a clothes pin.
Both. And a blindfold. Birdbox for the litter box
Cat poo days here are Wednesday and Sunday. This is Sassy’s job. It was Moo’s job for a year, now it’s Sassy’s turn. I intend to force this chore upon them until they’re gone, at which point I will go back to daily scooping, because imagine all the time I’ll have when I’m not driving them around 😉 lol
Last Saturday and Sunday were snow days here 🙂
I would enjoy having someone to take care of the cat poo. I could use the extra time to clean up cat puke and brush the furry little things.
I know, right? I brush them, that’s on me. The girls have to brush the dog every day of summer vacation though 😛