Guessing Game

Last Saturday, I asked Natasha an important question.

“Guess what day it is?’

After a few seconds of intense thought…

“Is it my birthday?”

No.

“Is it Saturday?”

Well, yeah, but…no.

“Is it Star Trek Day?”

Every day is Star Trek Day.

“Is it Columbus Day?”

No.

Natasha guessed a few additional days related to Star Trek and whatever bounced off the top of her head, but I don’t remember the exact words. In trying to recollect them several hours later, Natasha stated, “I don’t remember. I just made shit up.”

What would have been your made-up day, dear peeps?

What was last Saturday?

Was it I’m Having a Bowl of Ice Cream Day?

Was it I’m Doing Nothing Day?

Was it I Need a Hug and a BeerΒ Day?

Really, any day can be whatever day you want it to be. Make shit up.

Speaking of which…

Last Saturday was Cat Poop DayΒ in my household.

Yes, the emptying of the hermetically sealed, used cat litter container was at hand. The day was right. Accumulation was at its peak and the social cleanliness norm called for it. The cat poop sculptures had to head out to the garbage.

And so they did…

Just in time for breakfast and Gingerbread Latte Day.


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25 responses to Guessing Game

  1. Dan Antion says:

    “Every day is Star Trek Day” – OK, I have to give you back some of those bonus points for that. I could add that every day seems like cat poop day, but I wouldn’t want to offend. By that I mean, I wouldn’t want to find any in my shoes. I like the idea of just making stuff up for the day.

    That said, Saturday was first-beer-of-2019 day for me – so noteworthy.

    Have a great over-the-top day!

  2. Shelley says:

    LOL – I’m impressed – that DAY happens every day at our house! What do you use to control production?

    • bikerchick57 says:

      Shelley, I scoop every day. However, the sculptures go into a plastic bag-lined container with a locking lid. That way, I only have to take poop out when the fullness of the bag tells me its time rather than every morning.

      • Shelley says:

        I may need to look into getting one of those litter boxes!

    • bikerchick57 says:

      I love Free Plant Day! I will need that day in May, please. It would be good for our budgets. (If I were still sewing, I’d love the Free Fabric Day too.)

      • Frank Hubeny says:

        My wife picked it out. It’s a kind of “yellow”, but I’m sure she has the proper name for it. The room was a neutral white, but no longer.

  3. dweezer19 says:

    Every day is whiskey day. I β€˜d have to have several to do β€œlitter duty” (doodie.) πŸ™ŠπŸ€£

  4. joey says:

    Cat poo days here are Wednesday and Sunday. This is Sassy’s job. It was Moo’s job for a year, now it’s Sassy’s turn. I intend to force this chore upon them until they’re gone, at which point I will go back to daily scooping, because imagine all the time I’ll have when I’m not driving them around πŸ˜‰ lol
    Last Saturday and Sunday were snow days here πŸ™‚

    • bikerchick57 says:

      I would enjoy having someone to take care of the cat poo. I could use the extra time to clean up cat puke and brush the furry little things.

      • joey says:

        I know, right? I brush them, that’s on me. The girls have to brush the dog every day of summer vacation though πŸ˜›

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