Last Saturday, I asked Natasha an important question.
“Guess what day it is?’
After a few seconds of intense thought…
“Is it my birthday?”
“Is it Saturday?”
Well, yeah, but…no.
“Is it Star Trek Day?”
Every day is Star Trek Day.
“Is it Columbus Day?”
Natasha guessed a few additional days related to Star Trek and whatever bounced off the top of her head, but I don’t remember the exact words. In trying to recollect them several hours later, Natasha stated, “I don’t remember. I just made shit up.”
What would have been your made-up day, dear peeps?
What was last Saturday?
Was it I’m Having a Bowl of Ice Cream Day?
Was it I’m Doing Nothing Day?
Was it I Need a Hug and a Beer Day?
Really, any day can be whatever day you want it to be. Make shit up.
Speaking of which…
Last Saturday was Cat Poop Day in my household.
Yes, the emptying of the hermetically sealed, used cat litter container was at hand. The day was right. Accumulation was at its peak and the social cleanliness norm called for it. The cat poop sculptures had to head out to the garbage.
And so they did…
Just in time for breakfast and Gingerbread Latte Day.
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