A Gray Muse or Two

Gray Muse or Two,

we know you so well.

Of royal blood you are,

not cats from hell.

*The peanut gallery snickers*  

Don’t let the cool exterior fool you. Ever.

This is your day to shine.

to bask in the glow and gently purr.

A challenge that pushes you front,

to be Master Gibbs and Queen Demure.

*The human owner unwillingly bows*

The Queen can be so cute when she desires.

Revel in the enormous moment

Of 15-minute feline celebrity.

The likes, the comments, the idolization,

the followers on bended, adoring knee.

*The peanut gallery finds this clawingly uncomfortable and leaves*