Gray Muse or Two,
we know you so well.
Of royal blood you are,
not cats from hell.
*The peanut gallery snickers*
This is your day to shine.
to bask in the glow and gently purr.
A challenge that pushes you front,
to be Master Gibbs and Queen Demure.
*The human owner unwillingly bows*
Revel in the enormous moment
Of 15-minute feline celebrity.
The likes, the comments, the idolization,
the followers on bended, adoring knee.
*The peanut gallery finds this clawingly uncomfortable and leaves*