I beg of you,
I implore you,
I make a plea on my knees,
Do NOT dress your cat up for Thanksgiving.
Give kitty the turkey gizzard,
not the hideous turkey costume,
and kitty will be your friend furrever.
Happy Thanksgiving to readers who celebrate the holiday! For the rest of the Melangites, I urge you to overload on carbs and sugar (with a little protein thrown in) and take a couple of naps on November 26th. Feel free to repeat that cycle a few times so that you have a reason to go to the gym on November 27th.
I am eternally thankful for good friends, loving family, furry critters, church community, a roof over my head, turkey in my mouth, and YOU, dear readers. Have a lovely Thursday, no matter what you have on your plate.