Social Whatever from the Pod

So, Ziva, what’s the deal here? What do you mean Gibbs? Why is mom home all the time? Do you have a problem with that? Well, no, not really. It just seems weird that she’s spending so much time in the bedroom. With us. That’s because she’s working from home. Why would she do that? Does mom miss us? Perhaps, but I heard her talking to the other human. They said something about social distancing and being safer at home.Read more

I’m a Lettuce Leaf

“You are what you eat.” ~Victor Lindlahr~ This quote was preceded by “Ninety per cent of the diseases known to man are caused by cheap foodstuffs,” in a 1923 advertisement for beef. However, Victor was probably not the first to say this familiar line, or a version of it, in the history of humanity. Anthelme Brillat-Savarin wrote, “Tell me what you eat and I will tell you what you are,” in 1826. In an essay titled Concerning Spiritualism and Materialism, 1863/4,Read more

Rump Roast?

I may need to put Queen Ziva on a diet. She is starting to look like a rump roast. Okay, okay, so I captured her in a bad position, at a bad angle. Like the reflection of a circus mirror. Sorry Ziva. Stop looking at me like that. Ahhh, that’s a little better. Although, you still appear pleasingly plump. Like a plump chicken breast. Or rump roast. What? What did I say? Ziva? *silent treatment*Read more