I’m a Lettuce Leaf

“You are what you eat.” ~Victor Lindlahr~ This quote was preceded by “Ninety per cent of the diseases known to man are caused by cheap foodstuffs,” in a 1923 advertisement for beef. However, Victor was probably not the first to say this familiar line, or a version of it, in the history of humanity. Anthelme Brillat-Savarin wrote, “Tell me what you eat and I will tell you what you are,” in 1826. In an essay titled Concerning Spiritualism and Materialism, 1863/4,Read more

Rump Roast?

I may need to put Queen Ziva on a diet. She is starting to look like a rump roast. Okay, okay, so I captured her in a bad position, at a bad angle. Like the reflection of a circus mirror. Sorry Ziva. Stop looking at me like that. Ahhh, that’s a little better. Although, you still appear pleasingly plump. Like a plump chicken breast. Or rump roast. What? What did I say? Ziva? *silent treatment*Read more