My Next Cat

“If cats could talk, they wouldn’t.” ~Nan Porter~ Oh yeah? My next cat is going to be mute, I swear So that he is unable to voice despair My next cat will not utter a yowl or voice his neediness with a howl My next cat will not cry at night and respond to my obedience with delight My next cat will not utter a kitty word even when stalking a chirping bird My next cat will be quiet asRead more

Punctual Faces

A co-worker and I exchanged texts recently: K: Hi Mary, I’m staying home today…I have laryngitis. Me: Feel better and quit yelling at your husband! K: Yeah, now I have to use poster board and markers to yell at him! Me: Use capital letters and lots of exclamation marks!!! Oddly enough, I didn’t reply with a face B-) That’s unusual 😮 But I did punctuate!!! I’m a serial face maker and punctuat*r I can’t help myself… Know what I mean?Read more