Rump Roast?

I may need to put Queen Ziva on a diet. She is starting to look like a rump roast. Okay, okay, so I captured her in a bad position, at a bad angle. Like the reflection of a circus mirror. Sorry Ziva. Stop looking at me like that. Ahhh, that’s a little better. Although, you still appear pleasingly plump. Like a plump chicken breast. Or rump roast. What? What did I say? Ziva? *silent treatment*Read more