Biker Buddy and I spent Christmas Day night eating appetizers, downing some brew, and watching the Green Bay Packers vs. Cleveland Browns football game.
We got on the subject of Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers and his age. I thought 38, but picked up my smart phone, went to Google and clicked on the little microphone that allows voice to text, to confirm. As I was doing so, Biker Buddy made a comment to the effect of, “He (Rodgers) has more wrinkles than either of us.”
I responded with a justification as to why…
“We’re sexy babes.”
Funny, right? But not as funny as Google, who picked up my voice and searched for sexy babes rather than a quarterback.
Biker buddy laughed, but also made note that I was going to end up with porn.
Yikes. Not feeling lucky at this point.
After a small gasp, I quickly ended my Google session and we went on to watch the Packers win (barely) their game.
Just a reminder, folks, to make sure you’re telling Google or Siri or Alexa exactly what you want, when you want, so that the end result is not something inappropriate or overly sexy.
This post has been brought to you by my sexiness and Linda Hill’s One-Liner Wednesday. If you are wondering what One-Liner Wednesday is all about, CLICK HERE.
Linda G. Hill is the Queen of One-Liners and rules over her kingdom of followers. Check out today’s post and commit yourself to join the Queen’s one-liner army because there’s no fighting or blood, only comradery and fun with words.
Mary J Melange 
Siri and I have parted ways. It was an amicable split I simply hit the delete button. She didn’t laugh at my jokes. Nasty bitch!
Some AI voices have no sense of humor, Pam. None whatsoever. 😏😁
I’d like to believe that wrinkles could be sexy. Laugh lines are, anyway.
True, JoAnna. I’ll keep my laugh lines and Mr. Rodgers can keep his wrinkles.
Haha! That’s too funny, Mary J. Happy New Year to you and Gibbs, and your buddy. Hugs.
Happy New Year to you too, Teagan. May you be happy, healthy and use your voice option wisely. Gibbs sends Crystal a “meow!”
You have to be careful about what you ask for when using Siri. I find it irritating, but Rooster is constantly talking to his phone.
I like talk-to-text when it works. It can be a lot easier than typing with my fingers on a phone.
Google is always eavesdropping on me! I asked Sparky to pass the salt and all of a sudden my phone sprang to life and informed me that I could find Himalayan salt at Wal-Mart! Completely creeped me out!!
Lol, Google is spying on you! It’s bad enough when the ads show up on social media after I do an internet search, but to have Google listen to me 24/7 would be awful…especially when I swear or snore! 😏😁
Mary it was Not until I read you here That I realized That voice text Gmail Must also be Affected by what people Are writing in general to each other in email or online! I had been confused by how often Other phrases were being translated into the Statement “I love you” or into statements of a lot more salacious nature that I simply have almost never really used in emails or online to communicate!
I could not figure out where they were coming from and now realize they are coming from the googleverse of what everyone else in the world must be typing!
Sheeesh! Have other folks had this problem as well?
– MJM, the staid, stoic, serious scrivener…
Beware the Googleverse and whoever else is translating words. I have to be careful to clearly enunciate when I’m texting someone lest they think I’ve become crazy or lost my mind! 😏
I’ve managed to get some very wrong answers from Siri. That game looked like it was giving Rogers a few more wrinkles toward the end. I hope you have a very happy new year, starting with a Super Bowl appearance (still hopeful, but I think I’ll be rooting for you guys).
A Super Bowl appearance will only happen if the Packers can get a monkey off their back and win an NFC championship first. That would make for a great start to 2022.
That needs to happen – for all our sakes! Tell Aaron, when you see him, that we’re counting on him to step up.
I was at Titletown and Lambeau last night for the lights, but I didn’t see Aaron to give him that message. I think he decided it was too cold outside to hang with us peons..
😂
Happy 2022, Cindy!
😂😂Happy New Year Mary.
Have an awesome 2022, Cheryl! 🙂👍
🤗❤️
Please remember that if you ever want to google White House, you want .gov. DOT GOV is crucial. Do not do a dot com on that one. Okay, good talk. x
Lol, I know that one. Don’t ask me how, though…
Right.
“overly sexy”
I do not understand
I tried using Google Translate for an English translation but it seems that such does not exist. ::sigh:: Such a complicated language. I prefer body language…
– MJM, a cunning linguist…
Overly sexy is like sexy times 100. Maybe something inappropriate… 🤔😉😁
Heehee… yep. :> Always remember, as a cunning linguist my tongue and tone move rapidly in many directions!