Biker Buddy and I spent Christmas Day night eating appetizers, downing some brew, and watching the Green Bay Packers vs. Cleveland Browns football game.
We got on the subject of Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers and his age. I thought 38, but picked up my smart phone, went to Google and clicked on the little microphone that allows voice to text, to confirm. As I was doing so, Biker Buddy made a comment to the effect of, “He (Rodgers) has more wrinkles than either of us.”
I responded with a justification as to why…
“We’re sexy babes.”
Funny, right? But not as funny as Google, who picked up my voice and searched for sexy babes rather than a quarterback.
Biker buddy laughed, but also made note that I was going to end up with porn.
Yikes. Not feeling lucky at this point.
After a small gasp, I quickly ended my Google session and we went on to watch the Packers win (barely) their game.
Just a reminder, folks, to make sure you’re telling Google or Siri or Alexa exactly what you want, when you want, so that the end result is not something inappropriate or overly sexy.
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