“What do you think they’re going to do to us when they find us guilty?” she says after a few minutes of silence have passed.
“Does now seem like the time for honesty?”
I look at her from the corner of my eye. “I think they’re going to force us to eat lots of [tuna] cake and then take an unreasonably long nap.”
~Veronica Roth, Insurgent~
Cat shoves papers off the human’s computer desk while she sleeps.
Gibbs and Ziva
Gibbs is guilty as charged. Extremely guilty.
Ziva was in the wrong place at the wrong time, but the judge knew better and she was found innocent.
Gibbs was given a light sentence of three hours in the green room without human interaction. His friendly, outgoing, adorable personality provided mitigation. Gibbs joined Ziva in a nap without benefit of a tuna cake. It is feared by the judge that since he takes no responsibility for his actions, he will be a lifelong paper-pushing criminal.
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