“I like smart jokes, I like dumb jokes, and I like dumb jokes done smartly.”
~Mike Myers~
By the title of this post you may have thought that I was going to connect this post to Dan Antion’s usual Saturday SoCS-at-the-Bar post.
You may be right, in a sense, but I’m really here to tell jokes.
First, the questions.
- Why couldn’t the bike stand up?
- Why did Captain Hook cross the road?
- Why did the lifeguard not want to rescue the hippie?
I’ll give you a few minutes to ponder the answers.
Time’s up!
Have you come up with the punch line?
No?
Okay, then, here are the answers:
- Because it was too tired.
- To get to the second-hand store.
- Because he was too far out, man.
I hope you didn’t hurt yourself with groans or eye rolls.
My co-worker’s husband is to blame for these jokes.
They were good, right?
This post has not been brought to you by a few good punch lines. It has also been brought to you by Linda G. Hill’s “One-Liner Wednesday.” All you need to play along every week is an awesome one-liner and follow a few rules. Birds on a wire are not required, but make sure you link back today’s post to HERE so the rest of us #1linerweds peeps can read it.
thanks for the morning smiles )
You’re welcome, Beth! 🙂
You made me smile … but it’s the cartoon with the golf clubs 🙂
That cartoon fit in perfectly with the joke theme and the mention of Dan at the bar. I hope the driver caught a ride home… 😉
Haha! Great way to start my day Mary. 😊
Keep laughing, Cheryl, and enjoy the day.
You too!
Ha ha – I love the Captain Hook joke! That’s great. Wednesdays need laughter and you have given me enough to get through until lunch. I might come back and read this again…”second hand store” love it!
That’s my favorite too, Dan. My co-worker and I love a good joke, especially the eye-rolling groaners. Glad we could be a service to you on a Wednesday morning. 😀
I’ve already started it on its way around the office. The first person I told it to said: “you know I’m going to share this.”
Awesome. Captain Hook is going to get his 15 minutes of fame today. 😀
Funny. Thanks for the smiles.
You’re welcome, Ally!
LOL – Thanks for the chuckle today! I’ll be smiling as I take a walk in the sunshine and remember your light-hearted spirit I admire! Happy Wednesday, Mary!
Happy Wednesday to you too, Shelley. May the sun and a laugh be your companions today. It’s going to be a beautiful day, so enjoy it to the max!
I especially liked the Captain Hook one.
That’s my favorite too!
Thanks for the morning chuckle.
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You’re welcome, Allan!
1. groan with a smile.
2. lol
3. old hippie chuckle. (I’m going to borrow this one.)
You can borrow all of these, JoAnna. Peace, man.
🙂
Love it!
Thanks! 🙂
Ah I love a good joke. It brightens the day. 😀
You, Mary, should be available on prescription.
Take twice daily. Make sure you finish the course!
More please! ~ love ~ Cobs. xxx
How much better would the world be if we all had a 2x a day joke prescription?
Why did the carrot ask the mushroom to dance?
Because he was a fun guy! (fungi)
More to come as the jokes come in from my sources…
… and one for you:
What do you call bears with no ears?
B 😀
… I’ll get my coat.
*groooooaaaannnn*
I think I hurt myself. Take me to the ER…
LOLOLOL 😀
No groaning or eye rolling from me. I more corny, the better 🙂
I agree. I love a good groaner!
Had a good laugh.
😀