A Man Walks into a Bar…

“I like smart jokes, I like dumb jokes, and I like dumb jokes done smartly.”

~Mike Myers~

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By the title of this post you may have thought that I was going to connect this post to Dan Antion’s usual Saturday SoCS-at-the-Bar post.

You may be right, in a sense, but I’m really here to tell jokes.

First, the questions.

1. Why couldn’t the bike stand up?
2. Why did Captain Hook cross the road?
3. Why did the lifeguard not want to rescue the hippie?

I’ll give you a few minutes to ponder the answers.

Time’s up!

Have you come up with the punch line?

No?

Okay, then, here are the answers:

1. Because it was too tired.
2. To get to the second-hand store.
3. Because he was too far out, man.

I hope you didn’t hurt yourself with groans or eye rolls.

My co-worker’s husband is to blame for these jokes.

They were good, right?

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This post has not been brought to you by a few good punch lines. It has also been brought to you by Linda G. Hill’s “One-Liner Wednesday.” All you need to play along every week is an awesome one-liner and follow a few rules. Birds on a wire are not required, but make sure you link back today’s post to HERE so the rest of us #1linerweds peeps can read it.