“I like smart jokes, I like dumb jokes, and I like dumb jokes done smartly.”
By the title of this post you may have thought that I was going to connect this post to Dan Antion’s usual Saturday SoCS-at-the-Bar post.
You may be right, in a sense, but I’m really here to tell jokes.
First, the questions.
- Why couldn’t the bike stand up?
- Why did Captain Hook cross the road?
- Why did the lifeguard not want to rescue the hippie?
I’ll give you a few minutes to ponder the answers.
Have you come up with the punch line?
Okay, then, here are the answers:
- Because it was too tired.
- To get to the second-hand store.
- Because he was too far out, man.
I hope you didn’t hurt yourself with groans or eye rolls.
My co-worker’s husband is to blame for these jokes.
They were good, right?
This post has not been brought to you by a few good punch lines. It has also been brought to you by Linda G. Hill’s “One-Liner Wednesday.” All you need to play along every week is an awesome one-liner and follow a few rules. Birds on a wire are not required, but make sure you link back today’s post to HERE so the rest of us #1linerweds peeps can read it.