A Man Walks into a Bar…

“I like smart jokes, I like dumb jokes, and I like dumb jokes done smartly.”

~Mike Myers~


By the title of this post you may have thought that I was going to connect this post to Dan Antion’s usual Saturday SoCS-at-the-Bar post.

You may be right, in a sense, but I’m really here to tell jokes.

First, the questions.

  1. Why couldn’t the bike stand up?
  2. Why did Captain Hook cross the road?
  3. Why did the lifeguard not want to rescue the hippie?

I’ll give you a few minutes to ponder the answers.

Time’s up!

Have you come up with the punch line?

No?

Okay, then, here are the answers:

  1. Because it was too tired.
  2. To get to the second-hand store.
  3. Because he was too far out, man.

I hope you didn’t hurt yourself with groans or eye rolls.

My co-worker’s husband is to blame for these jokes.

They were good, right?


This post has not been brought to you by a few good punch lines. It has also been brought to you by Linda G. Hill’s “One-Liner Wednesday.” All you need to play along every week is an awesome one-liner and follow a few rules. Birds on a wire are not required, but make sure you link back today’s post to HERE so the rest of us #1linerweds peeps can read it.

 

 

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33 responses to A Man Walks into a Bar…

    • bikerchick57 says:

      That cartoon fit in perfectly with the joke theme and the mention of Dan at the bar. I hope the driver caught a ride home… 😉

  1. Dan Antion says:

    Ha ha – I love the Captain Hook joke! That’s great. Wednesdays need laughter and you have given me enough to get through until lunch. I might come back and read this again…”second hand store” love it!

    • bikerchick57 says:

      That’s my favorite too, Dan. My co-worker and I love a good joke, especially the eye-rolling groaners. Glad we could be a service to you on a Wednesday morning. 😀

      • Dan Antion says:

        I’ve already started it on its way around the office. The first person I told it to said: “you know I’m going to share this.”

  2. Shelley says:

    LOL – Thanks for the chuckle today! I’ll be smiling as I take a walk in the sunshine and remember your light-hearted spirit I admire! Happy Wednesday, Mary!

    • bikerchick57 says:

      Happy Wednesday to you too, Shelley. May the sun and a laugh be your companions today. It’s going to be a beautiful day, so enjoy it to the max!

  3. JoAnna says:

    1. groan with a smile.
    2. lol
    3. old hippie chuckle. (I’m going to borrow this one.)

  4. Ah I love a good joke. It brightens the day. 😀

    You, Mary, should be available on prescription.
    Take twice daily. Make sure you finish the course!

    More please! ~ love ~ Cobs. xxx

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