“U really got to work on that voice recognition thing.”
This is what Natasha texted to me after I sent her the following nonsense:
“I talked to the vet, who tried to talk me into that can to crap they sell. After The Liberation, he said chicken and rice was okay and defeat it to him for a week.”
Gibbs was having issues with diarrhea and I had made a call to the vet.
My next text clarified:
“Canned crap. After deliberation. To feed, not defeat.”
Natasha came back with her one-liner and my texting continued…
“I know, mouth full of sh*t.”
Natasha replied, “Luv my flip phone.”
Gibbs is working on feeling better, and Natasha is missing all the fun.
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