TRUTH 1: “I am a firm believer in the people. If given the truth, they can be depended upon to meet any national crisis. The great point is to bring them the real facts, and beer.”
TRUTH 2: Some doors don’t give away what’s really inside.
TRUTH 3: Some doors are just not exciting enough for Norm’s Thursday Doors.
TRUTH 4: A sign always tells it like it is.
TRUTH 5: Very few can resist beer and a dog with floppy ears.
TRUTH 6: No two or three or six beers are the same.
TRUTH 7: Coffee stout should never taste like an ashtray.
TRUTH 8: Strawberry jalapeno beer is actually quite good…if you’re not opposed to the heat.
TRUTH 9: The beverage coaster is only crude if your mind goes there.
TRUTH 10: “Beer, if drunk in moderation, softens the temper, cheers the spirit and promotes health.”