Due to lack of time to put together an actual post with lots of words, I’m going with what works on short notice.
This is “What the Heck?” v.2
You have one legitimate question and two bonus questions to answer:
1) What was the two-word name on this box of grossness? (I bet you can come up with at least one of the words.)
2) Bonus: I was in a science/hobby store when I came upon this lovely item. Why was I lurking at the science/hobby store? What did I buy at the science/hobby store?
3) Extra Bonus: There is a little plastic container in the check-out area. I keep looking at the small items inside, believing I should buy one of the little critters to bring good luck to the patio garden. What am I looking at?
Good luck peeps! There are no prizes, except my high and mighty praise for your guess. Fire away.