Gibbs has always wanted to be a movie star – the feline equivalent of Lassie – with a diamond-encrusted collar, a monstrous cat tree made out of finest, tightly-woven berber, a butler that serves his ego and his hunger, and a spectacular cee-ment pond full of edible goldfish. Today, I finally took the close-ups that he insists will make him a celebrity bigger than Taylor Swift and Hugh Jackman put together. These photos will be FedEx’d overnight to Hollywood on Monday (or so I’ve told him).
He expects a phone call by Tuesday.
Well, I guess you can be the judge…
Close-Up #1: The Innocent “I’m a Poor Kitty” Look
Close-Up #2: The Blue/So-Sad Period
Close-Up #3: The “I’ll Kill You in Your Sleep” Look
Close-Up #4: The Audition for Monochromia (or Fat Chance in B&W H*ll)
What do you think? Is Gibbs ready for the limelight? Is this a movie star?
Or shall his name be submitted to “My Cat From Hell!” for ego intervention?